MirandaSings is here to help Alex G. and I with our rendition of “I Don’t Care” by Icona Pop. Play with us on the Santa Monica Pier where we steal clothes of sexy boys, lick ice cream cones and swing while high-fiving.
Hello my lil chipmunk hamster muffins. I needed to let off some heat so instead of running down the 24-step stairs and knocking on my neighbor’s door and tell him what’s really on my mind, I told you with a little bit of sass along with other things on my mind.
I am a social media freakazoid but even I can’t stand when people are sitting around a table and staring at their phones like it’s all more important than the people they are with. Most specifically, when a couple is on a date. Hellerrr, isn’t a date meant to be time to get to know one another? I guess, in a way, you can find out more about a person by Googling them and stalking their Instagram and arrest reports. What?!
I’m in New York City and there’s so much I want to tell you but I just don’t know how to tell you through words so I just have to show you. LOOK:
I don’t think many things are crazy because I’ve seen most everything, but there is one first date deal breaker that I just can’t get over. Poison death. Ya know what I mean?
This is once again where I talk about all of the ridiculous but amazing comments you leave me on my interwebs. Did I mention I love Spongebob and eat Twinkies?
I know that all of you want to be a super hero… I mean, who doesn’t?! I took it upon myself to be many super heroes all in one fun video. Check me out. You can check Chester out too, but mainly just me.
I thought I’d introduce you to my life and all of it’s failures. Without those, I wouldn’t be here today to talk to you.
Chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
If you’re one of the girls who cry on the couch and watch Friends reruns… this is for you. It’s encouragement to get out there and get over your ex. Go ahead; take the advice. Be the sexy and fun kitten you know you are.
Have you ever daydreamed about Jenna Marbles and I getting into a fight? It would probably be over the last marshmallow during a sleepover wearing cute pink onesies and have pillow fights while watching Mean Girls. But what do I know?! I just have a ‘huge LESBIAN crush on you’ Jenna Marbles.
Anyway, back to Internet Therapy: