Valentine’s Day Nails for the Single and Brokenhearted
Nothing feels better than a little post breakup nail therapy!
Here are the steps to having a fun night out with the girls after your exhausting and devastating breakup:
- 1. Paint your single girls nails
- 2. Drink a lot of tequila and wine while getting ready
- 3. Dress slutty to increase chances of a rebound
- 4. When you get to the club, dance like you’re in Footloose (you’ll stand out!)
- 5. If you get a wee bit dizzy from drinking too much cheap champagne,
- don’t be fazed. Keep going! You’re trooper!
- 6. Find a man.
- 7. Make him your boyfriend.
- 8. After the breakup, repeat these steps.
If these steps don’t make you feel better, just resort to Plan B: buy another cat so Bonnie, Milo, and Felix have someone to play with!