Internetainer // VR/AR/Digital Media Enthusiast // Wine Aficionado // Cat Lover

Feb 13th,
2013

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Valentine’s Day Nails for the Single and Brokenhearted

Nothing feels better than a little post breakup nail therapy!

Here are the steps to having a fun night out with the girls after your exhausting and devastating breakup:

  1. 1.  Paint your single girls nails
  2. 2.  Drink a lot of tequila and wine while getting ready
  3. 3.  Dress slutty to increase chances of a rebound
  4. 4.  When you get to the club, dance like you’re in Footloose (you’ll stand out!)
  5. 5.  If you get a wee bit dizzy from drinking too much cheap champagne,
  6.      don’t be fazed. Keep going! You’re trooper!
  7. 6.  Find a man.
  8. 7.  Make him your boyfriend.
  9. 8. After the breakup, repeat these steps.

If these steps don’t make you feel better, just resort to Plan B: buy another cat so Bonnie, Milo, and Felix have someone to play with!